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June 21, 2002 - August 11, 2002 CHERRY RED PRODUCTIONS presents: Schoolgirl Figure Written
By: Wendy MacLeod Featuring: Judith Baicich, Ryan Fearson, Rachyl Felty, Sica Nielsen and Emerie Snyder. The cult success of The House of Yes, Wendy MacLeod's 1996 comedy about incest and JFK's assassination, left folks wondering where MacLeod's evil-satirical eye might turn next. With Schoolgirl Figure, they got their answer: anorexic and bulimic teenage girls dieting their poor little selves to death. Let's start with Monique, the scrawniest schoolgirl in school. She's on her death bed, gasping out a few final gems of dieting wisdom to her heirs-to-be. Her heirs-to-be are eyeing her cute necklace. Who will be the successor to Monique's thinness throne? Which bony babe will be crowned consort to the hottest hottie in school (aka, The Bradley)? Who will get her cute necklace? The answers to these, and other questions, will be revealed when Cherry Red presents the East Coast premiere of this hilariously sick new play. Schoolgirl Figure will be directed by Paul Donnelly, whose credits include Baked Baby for Cherry Red, and I Love You for Charter Theatre.
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Sunday, May 12, 2002 CHERRY RED PRODUCTIONS presents: COCKTAIL Written
By: Rob Remy When bartender Roy mixes a drink for his bitch wife Wanda, he adds a special ingredient: jism. Trouble
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February 15, 2002 - March, 2002 GLAMONSTROSITY, INC. presents: Doll Written
By: Erick Jackson (with apologies to Ibsen) with: A totally pee-your-pants funny update of Henrick Ibsen's A DOLL'S HOUSE. Friday-Sunday
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February 10, 2002 CHERRY RED PRODUCTIONS presents: SHANNEN
DOHERTY SHOOTS A PORNO Written
by: Billy Bermingham Starring:
Kate Debelack as Shannen Billy Bermingham's parody of 1994 Americana takes aim at Shannen "She-Beast of Hollywood," Tori Spelling, Judd Nelson, Traci Lords, Axl Rose, and a nasty lesbian Nazi prison warden: all badly imitated by Cherry Red! (Except the nasty lesbian Nazi prison warden.) (She's for real.) From the self-same writer/director duo that brought you Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack. "Raunchy, juvenile, violent, and tasteless... Multiple episodes of projectile vomiting, a jailhouse rape with a broomstick, several bits involving severed body parts, and the spectacle of Barney the Dinosaur on a crucifix. I give it a big thumbs up!" -- Richard Roeper, of the Chicago premiere. |
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February
4, 2002 - February 6, 2002 Written
By: Kelley Slagle and Ernest Leo III In its premier production, Cavegirl Productions is proud to present "Ellipsis", a modern adaptation of Jean-Paul Sartre's classic existentialist play "No Exit" Picture this: You are placed in a shabbily furnished and discomforting room, surrounded by people whom you do not know nor care for. The only light is timeless and artificial; the only sounds are your own voice and those of strangers. Your only other company is that of small flashes of the life you left behind passing before you -- the tormenting thoughts of your own sins and frailties. There is no sleep, no release, and no escape. This is the place we find ourselves; with three people, like you and I, thrust together in all their pettiness and fear; prejudice and illusions, to bristle against one another for eternity. Three people… three sins… one Hell. |
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14, 2001 - February 3, 2002 CHERRY RED PRODUCTIONS presents: BLUEBEARD A Melodrama in Three Acts Written By: Charles Ludlam Directed By: Rick Fiori Things are geting a little lonely for Baron Khanazar von Bluebeard. His failed attempts at creating a third and perfect gender have made him a laughing stock. ("Even in Denmark they call him a quack!") But now, banished to the Island of Lost Love, Bluebeard awaits the arrival of the good ship Lady Vain. Its cargo? The Baron's next innocent victim...er, his beloved niece, that is. The play, first performed by Ludlam's Ridiculous Theatre Company in 1970, is a fantastic amalgamation of class and crass, grandeur and gaudy, beautiful and just plain tacky. Rick Fiori, who directed last summer's smash hit, Zombie Attack!, returns to Metro Cafe and the realm of blood-curdling, toe-curling horror with this production. |
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November 2, 2001 - December 9, 2001 GLAMONSTROSITY, INC. presents: I Love Robot Written
By: Zach Clark Poor
Cheryl Finkerman, all she wants is a little love, while all her husband
Rob wants to do is invent stuff. Lucky for her he invents Tobor, an
automated home service unit that brings back all her fantasies of adolescent
appliance action! When Rob goes away to an inventors' convention she
begins a torrid tryst with Tobor. It occurs to Cheryl that there are
probably other lonely, unfulfilled women out there and that she's sitting
on a gigabyte-grinding goldmine. She becomes Cheryl Finkerman, robopimp! |
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September
7, 2001 - October 21, 2001 Mom
had better watch her ass! She's got a $50,000 insurance policy and an
estranged family of good ol' fashioned Texas trailer trash a'plottin'
to git at it one way or 'nother. But things don't go as planned, and
one screw-up follows the next as the family's ugly undercurrents begin
to surface.
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May
24, 2001 - June 30, 2001 Seven Deadly Sins! Seven Adorable Dwarves! Seven Nasty Little Plays! Written
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| April
12, 2001 - May 19, 2001 GLAMONSTROSITY, Inc. presents: Night of the Chihuahua: A Tale of Flea Collars and Forbidden Passions By: Jay Olexa Directed By: Elizabeth Pringle |
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| February
15, 2001 - April 7, 2001 CHERRY RED PRODUCTIONS presents: Poona The Fuckdog and Other Plays for Children By: Jeff Goode Directed By: Ian Allen |
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| January
4, 2001 - February 10, 2001 GLAMONSTROSITY, Inc. presents: Twelfth Night By: William Shakespear Directed By: Chris Griffin Reviews:
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